I… see… gym douche bags
What exactly is a gym douche bag?
You would know one if you saw one.
Predominately these are guys in their late teens to early 30s, though I’ve seen a few special breeds that go all the way into the 50s, walking around with their beats by dre headphones Ed Hardy T-shirts, reeking of some abrasive cologne while they take selfies in the gym mirror talking about “dem gains bruh”
That starting to jog your memory a bit?
How does one contract this herpes like disease?
Personally I theorized it was a werewolf bite during the full moon due to their scarcity, but later recently learned you can get this through commenting online hating on someone in better shape than you OR wearing an Affliction T-shirt covered in rhinestones.
Good to know.
BUT… let’s say you’re new to the gym world and are not quite sure what to look for, or that you may fear your slowly transforming into one of these creatures.
Let me give you some signs that you have spotted a gym douche bag or heaven forbid are slowly transforming into one.